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Klopp Actually

ebook / ISBN-13: 9781529348224

Price: £9.99

ON SALE: 3rd September 2020

Genre: Lifestyle, Sport & Leisure / Humour

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A hilarious diary of married life with the sensible, no-nonsense man of all our dreams: Jürgen Klopp, from critically-acclaimed comedian and Twitter sensation Laura Lexx.

Inspired by the viral tweet:
‘If I ever met Jürgen Klopp I’d say “omg if we have a baby we should call it Klipp” just so he’d raise an eyebrow at me and tell me I’m a moron and I’d be so naked by the time he’d finished doing that…’

In these uncertain times we all need a coping mechanism. And Laura Lexx has found the obvious one – imagining life married to the sensible, no-nonsense man of our dreams, Jürgen Klopp. She thinks maybe he has something to do with football? More importantly, he definitely knows how to efficiently stack a dishwasher and would tell you honestly if you were being unreasonable about a colleague.

From job interviews to furniture shopping in IKEA to making a birthday cake for their daughter, Klipp, Klopp Actually is a hilarious, warm and deeply silly diary of life with everyone’s favourite baseball-cap-wearing, bespectacled German football manager.

‘I shiver, my skin breaking out into tiny goosebumps. “Are you cold?” He whispers, his lips brushing my ear, making the fine hairs ripple. “A little.” I grin, pressing against his thigh. He runs a hand down the curve of my spine… “You should put a jumper on.”‘


‘I’d LOVE to read a whole book of Laura’s funny, clever, sweet imagination . . . it made me laugh a huge amount!’ Marian Keyes

‘Laura is so funny and I can’t wait to read this book and I hope it isn’t awkward when I *actually* marry Jürgen Klopp’ Sara Pascoe

‘It’s rare to find brilliant new talent, rarer still to discover it on twitter but Laura’s thread on Klopp was my highlight of the year. I cannot wait to see what she does in book form. I shall devour it. A great shining comedic talent’ Emma Kennedy

(P)2020 Hodder & Stoughton Limited

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It's rare to find brilliant new talent, rarer still to discover it on Twitter but Laura's thread on Klopp was my highlight of the year. I cannot wait to see what she does in book form. I shall devour it. A great shining comedic talent
Emma Kennedy
I am absolute LOVING Klopp Actually... it was my favourite, favourite birthday present.
Zoe Ball
I laughed until I cracked a rib
Adrian Chiles, BBC Radio 5 Live
I'd LOVE to read a whole book of Laura's funny, clever, sweet imagination . . . it made me laugh a huge amount!
Marian Keyes
Laura is so funny and I can't wait to read this book and I hope it isn't awkward when I *actually* marry Jürgen Klopp
Sara Pascoe