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Read by Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk, the star of Charlie Brooker’s Screenwipe and Cunk on Britain
‘This book is great because it covers everything in existence apart from the 95% of stuff not worth bothering with’ Philomena Cunk
‘Essential reading for these slipshod times’ Al Murray
Once in a blue moon, a book comes along that changes the world. The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. The World According to Danny Dyer. And now, Cunk on Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena, by Philomena Cunk.
Philomena Cunk is one of the greatest thinkers of the 21st century, and in Cunk on Everything she turns her attention to our biggest issue: why are there so many books? Wouldn’t it be better if there was just one? This is that book – an encyclopedia of ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE, from sausages to Henry of Eight to Brush Strokes to vegetarian sausages.
Read it, and you’ll never have to read another book again.
‘This is a book’ Philomena Cunk
‘Never contact me again’ Professor Rupert Delgado, MBE
‘Cunk for PM’ Rachel Riley
‘. . . book . . .’ Guardian
‘Truly the intellect for our baffling times’ The Times
‘This book is absolutely stupid’ The Pool
‘This book is great because it covers everything in existence apart from the 95% of stuff not worth bothering with’ Philomena Cunk
‘Essential reading for these slipshod times’ Al Murray
Once in a blue moon, a book comes along that changes the world. The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. The World According to Danny Dyer. And now, Cunk on Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena, by Philomena Cunk.
Philomena Cunk is one of the greatest thinkers of the 21st century, and in Cunk on Everything she turns her attention to our biggest issue: why are there so many books? Wouldn’t it be better if there was just one? This is that book – an encyclopedia of ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE, from sausages to Henry of Eight to Brush Strokes to vegetarian sausages.
Read it, and you’ll never have to read another book again.
‘This is a book’ Philomena Cunk
‘Never contact me again’ Professor Rupert Delgado, MBE
‘Cunk for PM’ Rachel Riley
‘. . . book . . .’ Guardian
‘Truly the intellect for our baffling times’ The Times
‘This book is absolutely stupid’ The Pool
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Reviews
Television's most notorious wide-eyed idiot presents her guide to everything, providing an insight into her mind along the way
In a world of fake news, spin and propaganda, one figure can be relied on to cut through the noise: Philomena Cunk
Unpacks some of culture's biggest phenomenons
Essential reading for these slipshod times
As comprehensive as it is ridiculous
This book is absolutely stupid - and if you know the work of Philomena Cunk, you'll understand that this is exactly what makes it so hilarious . . . there's nothing you won't understand after a quick flick through Cunk's encyclopedia
Literally had me in tears . . . Cunk for PM
if you like to be told what you already know by a complete moron, you're in for a treat
Truly the intellect for our baffling times
Cunk has fronted her own documentaries on Christmas and Shakespeare, and now finally arrives in print, recording her decidedly confused opinions on all manner of subjects for the ages.
An astute parody of cynical talking heads